Brianisms

Me: Brian, put your pajamas on and get into bed. (for the 5th time)

Brian: Do you know what your problem is?

Me: What? (hook, line, and sinker)

Brian: You are not a kind human. I am a kind human and you are not a kind human, and it isn't something you can learn.

kind adjective, 1) nice, good, helpful, willing to please